The lingerie line dropped the next morning, and by lunch, it was sold out everywhere—online, stores, everywhere. The brand’s execs were losing their minds, emailing Bohyun with caps-lock praise: “Record-breaking! Koo’s the star!” Social media blew up with thirst posts, memes of her poses going viral again, just like her old modeling days.

Bohyun lounged in his office, feet up, scrolling the sales reports with a smug grin. “My slutty wife’s still got it,” he muttered to himself, zooming in on a promo shot where her ass curved just right in that thong. “Knew putting her out there would pay off. Proud of you, baby—your body’s a goldmine.”